reciting potty lessons

John David has learned a lot about potty training in the last month and as he sits on the potty he recites all of the tid bits he's picked up on.

"No pee on da seat. Don't poop on da floor. Don't poop in da tub. Don't poop in da urinal. No fingers in ya hiney. Fingers outta butt. Get poop on finger, ew. Don't smear poop on da walls!"

Yes, John David. Please keep reminding yourself of these things. Mommy does not like cleaning brown fingerpaint off the bathroom wall. She has photos of your work but has chosen not to share them on the internet.