i love my penis

I've been meaning to write this story down for a couple of weeks now.

When David's family was here we went to Idlewild together. We were kind of standing around at one point and John David stuck his hand down his pants, pulled it out, and sniffed his fingers. "Pee pee," he said.

David's sister Dawn got a huge laugh out of this, clapped her hands, and said, "I love it!"

John David shrugged his shoulder, flung his hand in the air and said, "I love my penis!"