a random question

John David crawled into bed with us in the middle of the night last night (as he frequently does).  He's like a ninja.  We never wake up or even see him.  We just wake up and he's usually on Daddy's side of the bed.  Clearly, John David has figured out who the hard sleeper is because I will usually wake up and put him back to bed.  

Anyway.  This morning I woke up and David had already gone to work.  John David was lying next to me.  First thing out of his mouth was, "Where's Daddy?"

"At work," I told him.

Next question. "Did he wear underwear today?"

I wondered why on Earth he would ask something so random.  "Yes, Daddy always wears underwear."

When David came home, I told him about John David's funny question this morning.

David laughed and said, "You know what?  My underwear were missing this morning."

Every night, David lays out his clothes and puts them in another room so he doesn't wake me up getting dressed after taking a shower.  But this morning, he couldn't find his underwear so he had to sneak back into our room to pull a pair out of the drawer.  

So after I relayed this story, David asked him, "Did you take my underwear?"

John David curled up into a ball and started giggling.  "Yeah!"

"Where are they?"

More giggles.

"I threw 'em on the floor!"

I guess it turns out random questions aren't so random.  :)